"Hey, D-Man, got my manga?"
"But she always gave us shit sheshuge about reading sheshuge comics in high school. What's she doing here?"
"Of course, Miss jpg," said Daniel and she sheshuge hurried into the back room.
Daniel grinned sheshuge at me like a toddler sheshuge who'd just sheshuge managed to hit the toilet bowl for the first time. I just stared, still having a hard time believing that I was seeing this.
"I ain't taking no fucking Salami Sandwich of sheshuge Doom. That's stupid."
Daniel pushed Angie away sheshuge and strode to the desk chair he had pulled out sheshuge from behind sheshuge the sales counter, dropped trou and sat on it bare-assed, cock pointing up at sheshuge Angie. It wasn't a pretty sight and I almost left right then but sheshuge Angie strode toward him and my eyes sheshuge locked on her round ass squirming with in her tight skirt as she sheshuge maneuvered in the high-healed boots.
"Let's jpg see how well you can do math with my sheshuge tongue in your ear sheshuge!" said Angie, grabbing him by the shoulders to pull herself closer and do just as sheshuge she threatened.
"Three." I said and sheshuge then sheshuge cursed myself for being drawn into his stupid game sheshuge.
"Not sheshuge so fast, D-Man," said sheshuge Angie, her voice low, deadly. "You seem to sheshuge have sheshuge forgotten my most devastating sheshuge weapons sheshuge: My TurboTitties."
"Yes, D -Man, Yes sheshuge." cried Angie-cum jpg-TurboWhore sheshuge, "Blow. Your. Wad sheshuge."
"Your 'Girlfriend sheshuge Power sheshuge' can't save you, evildoer," said sheshuge Angie, reaching out to stroke the bulge in my pants, a bulge jpg which had no moral qualms about this jpg at all. "You're already in my sheshuge power."
"Thanks, TurboWhore! You saved sheshuge the city!"
"I'm the best at what I do," said Daniel, "And what sheshuge I do is oh so nice."
"I didn sheshuge't say I believed them, but that is sheshuge what they say..."
I put my head in my hands.
"Oh don't let it bother you, my friend," said Daniel, "She won't remember a bit of sheshuge it sheshuge and I won sheshuge't tell anybody. Hell sheshuge, who would believe sheshuge me if sheshuge they didn't see it for themselves? But really, you sheshuge should come by same time sheshuge tomorrow night; Dominique sheshuge Campbell and Sela Sanders are jpg coming by--or sheshuge rather their alter egos are sheshuge: Captain sheshuge Booty and her 69ing sidekick CunniBunny."
"Yeah," I said, "Of course we're still sheshuge friends. You sheshuge've got the sheshuge coolest comic shop in the sheshuge city."
At last, Angie emerged from the store room, looking just like she had when sheshuge she entered the shop. She seemed cheerful enough sheshuge.
"Yessss" said Angie in a sleepy voice.
"Angie's special time..."
"I sheshuge like her the way she is." I sheshuge said.
But I am thinking about it. God help me sheshuge, I'm thinking about it a lot.
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